Who doesn't? But really. You think it's alright to comment on a stranger's breasts? My head is due north (it's that thing with the talking hole). First of all, congrats on finding this site. I know you are a Neanderthal so any technology you master past the rock-sling is probably a hurdle. Welcome. I have a message for you.
Dear Ass-hat,
You are not hot at all. Those little musings about our anatomy do not, in fact, get us all worked up. You are pudgy, pale, and the proud owner of a cop mustache. My guess is you shop at the Men's Wearhouse and have a subscription to both Jugs and House and Garden. Next time you come in and say something generic about my appearance, please know that all I want is for you to promptly fuck off and die. So, for the love of all that is holy, please, PLEASE...leave it to yourself. Thanks for the memories! Catch you on Dateline:To Catch a Predator!
Friday, May 16, 2008
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I haven't heard the term "ass-hat" in waaay too long. I love it. You are an inspirational writer and I look forward to reading more.
Cheers!
LW
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