I started a gluten free diet about two months ago and I think I mighta' been duped. For a while I was living on bread and pastries. Non-fiction. I'm ape-shit for free food and all we gots where I work is pure decadence. But while I was living high on the hog, I got sick as a dog--oh snap--I'm a poet.
So, when my lovely sister suggested the link between my coughy throat and my diet, I jumped. I'll do anything. So here I am not eating anything because every gluten-free alternative is just unappealing. I am losing all my junk. I don't have junk to spare! For the love of god, my trunk is empty!
I had a rough day and I cracked. Sorry, Mehera. The pizza guy is here.
And he's gettin' tipped big-time.
1 comments:
I'm going to get me some more gluten babe. Today, a woman at the Children's Museum said the girls were interacting more than she'd ever seen them. It was awesome!
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