Oh The Douchebaggery

I wrote a few new blogs which g-mail has been unable to locate.

I will try my damnedest in the a.m.

For now, I'll leave you with my thoughts for the day...
And, oh...my recent musings are colored by the truth that I have been looking for a job for far too long.


Customer service sucks if you are over the age of 22...

Stripping is almost never an option (no hate!)

Degrees are useful only when you run out of three-ply...

I am currently applying to jobs that I am way over and under qualified for.

You can trust that I will report back.

Shit, I thought it was scientifically impossible...
But I do actually have steam erupting from my ears.

ME MAD!!!
ME NEED JOB.