Oh The Douchebaggery

Have you heard the news about Banksy being unmasked?
Some asshole in need of some notoriety and/or duckets supposedly caught a glimpse (i.e. stalked the guy until he got an opportunity to seriously fuck up a legend) and posted a picture of him on the internet.
Granted, the photo is vague and almost impossible to make out...so I guess that, in effect, renders the picture's existence questionable in terms of actually identifying the artist.
Who the fuck cares though.
Whoever posted the picture claims that he is a huge fan.
Excuse me, Banksy has built his fan base on anonymity.
My main concern is that if this picture is conclusive enough to actually make a valid i.d., that Banksy will be charged with a fairly astronomical number of violations.
Sure, he's probably feasting on caviar and Cristal with all the bank he's gotten from the Pitt-Jolie's (UGGH on two counts---1>celebrity's with money enough to afford "guerilla" art only after it succeeds at becoming profitable and, 2>hyphenated last names...grow a sac, Brad...remember Fight Club?).
Thumbs down to you, Mr. oppurtunistic vagina.
I see the future you have enabled.
Bland, pedestrian streets devoid of individulality and expression, covered in stupid fucking advertisements which only serve to dumb-down an already ridiculously dumb society.